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Who drained the swimming pool? What is this incredible pressure crushing my skull? Why are the the walls are closing in around me? Who turned on the lights? Hey get your fingers out of here this is my apartment. What is that toilet plunger doing in here? Hey get that thing off my head! Ouch! Hey I am not going to fit through that opening. Stop! Stop!
Who is this weird guy holding the toilet plunger and why he is he now stuffing that blue thing up my nose - Will Not Let You Suck My Brains Out must concentra... - Oh hey I can breath! Who are all these weird people why is that dopey 41 year old standing there crying. I should be the one crying. My head feels like a football and I can't feel my sack after being extruded through that garden hose - oh there it is - whew!
There's that crybaby 41 year old again this time with scissors. What the he....y don;t cut that - too late and now he is crying again!
It looks like I made it! 9lbs - 1.2 oz of lean mean baby machine - Jace Phillip Plummer at your service born Feb 20th, 2008 at 7:34 pm to the most beautiful mom in the whole world and a father with a face made for radio. One out of two not bad!
I look forward to meeting you all and hope you will guide me on my journey towards building a happy and fulfilling life!
Buicks Rule!
Jace Phillip Plummer
